Now don't lose heart, for while you may never get to my level, with practice,
you can get close.
I can already hear the legions of the brainwashed out there going into their
usual diatribe. "But Paul, why not make a good thing last? Why can't I have a
little foreplay? I know what I like in bed." Blah, blah, blah. It's a crying
shame really, because all those thoughts are just covering up the true emotions
that are trying to get out. Deep down, I know the ladies reading this are
enticed, and the wisdom of my words is also clicking with the guys.
Think about it: if you suck at sex, it's pretty much best if you get done as
fast as possible so that whoever you're with doesn't really catch on to how
inept you are. And in time, the memory may be distorted to the point that in
their mind, you knocked their socks off. If you're proficiently skilled in the
bedroom, why would you dilute your talents by making things last longer than
they need to?
Look at it this way: if you have a cup of sugar to work with in a recipe, you
can either make an entire batch of so-so cookies, or you can make a single,
amazing super-cookie. The concentrated awesomeness will blow your lover off of
his or her feet and have them begging for another round.
Which brings me to another advantage of my technique: quantity. In your usual
one-night stand you might get four rounds out of it if you're not too drunk.
Employ the minute-man technique, and you're looking at an easy dozen.
And while it seems like you may never be able to achieve the level of sexual
mastery I've attained, don't lose hope. It's as simple as training every day,
several times in fact. It's a long road, but looking back at all the shocked
and amazed faces littering the battlefield of my sexual conquests, it's one
worth travelling. There'll be labels thrown at you, and times when you're going
to want to throw in that crusty old towel. But if you really reach, strain and
train through it all, you'll come out on top. Everytime.
